So, this is actually something I said, but I thought it was funny enough to share here.
This morning my wife rolled over in bed to cuddle for a bit before we had to get up. I happened to be facing away from her, and one of her hands landed right between my two ‘cheeks’. Without moving a muscle, I just said “Those aren’t pillows!”.
Enjoy this clip from the movie…
Bleep My Wife Says 