Cheese it!

“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t eat cheese.”

On deciding whether or not to bring her purse

“You’re my wallet now.”

 

Sounds much more gold-diggery than it was meant…

K

“It looks like a backwards fast forward button.”

 

You mean the rewind button?

iPood

Not sure what else to say about this one

You’re doing it wrong – smelling

“I was trying to smell the smoke and a Cheeto fell out of my mouth.”

Innerspace

“What if your belly button was a portal to another world?”

Dream Weirder

“I’m even weirder in my dreams than I am in real life.”

Sad dog

“I may have farted right in that dog’s face.”

 

I thought it was just one of those dogs that had a naturally wrinkly face, but I guess not.

Lurp?

“You made me laugh and I burped at the same time…. I lurped.”

Sanity is over-rated anyway

“I like how I think I’m sane when I say something and then you look at me like that and I think, oh, maybe I’m not…”