Tic Tacs

“I can’t tell how many are coming out.  None.  None are coming out.  (rattle, rattle)  AHH!  You have Tic Tacs all over the back of your car.”

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Pants

Today we have a ‘guest post’ if you will. In honour of my brother-in-law’s birthday, here is an excerpt of an email Dawn received from his wife one rainy day last year. Happy Birthday, Chris!

“So Chris calls from the church to see if I know where there might be extra pants kicking around? Really, extra pants kicking around the church? He says well it was raining more than I thought and my pants are soaked. So I took them off and have been walking around looking for pants that someone left behind but am afraid someone will catch me in my underwear. There are so many things wrong with that sentence! Pants that someone left behind? How about I took my pants off before I started walking around. Most normal people would take their pants off after they did their searching! Now I have a vision of him sitting behind his desk in only his underwear and someone coming in needing something!”