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Cheese it!

Posted on February 27, 2022 by Steve Boer under Humor, Quotes

“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t eat cheese.”

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On deciding whether or not to bring her purse

Posted on March 21, 2021 by Steve Boer under Humor, Quotes

“You’re my wallet now.”

 

Sounds much more gold-diggery than it was meant…

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K

Posted on January 11, 2019 by Steve Boer under Humor, Quotes

“It looks like a backwards fast forward button.”

 

You mean the rewind button?

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iPood

Posted on September 14, 2018 by Steve Boer under Humor, Quotes

Not sure what else to say about this one

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You’re doing it wrong – smelling

Posted on February 18, 2017 by Steve Boer under Humor, Quotes

“I was trying to smell the smoke and a Cheeto fell out of my mouth.”

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Innerspace

Posted on June 17, 2016 by Steve Boer under Humor, Quotes

“What if your belly button was a portal to another world?”

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Dream Weirder

Posted on February 2, 2016 by Steve Boer under Humor, Quotes

“I’m even weirder in my dreams than I am in real life.”

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Sad dog

Posted on November 18, 2015 by Steve Boer under Humor, Quotes

“I may have farted right in that dog’s face.”

 

I thought it was just one of those dogs that had a naturally wrinkly face, but I guess not.

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Lurp?

Posted on November 14, 2015 by Steve Boer under Humor, Quotes

“You made me laugh and I burped at the same time…. I lurped.”

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Sanity is over-rated anyway

Posted on October 30, 2015 by Steve Boer under Humor, Quotes

“I like how I think I’m sane when I say something and then you look at me like that and I think, oh, maybe I’m not…”

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