Tough Bananas

“Who’d have thought you could hurt yourself so much just opening a banana?”

The Itch You Can’t Scratch

“Do you ever have an itch but you don’t know where it is? I had an itch yesterday that I didn’t know where it was. So I’m scratching and scratching, ghghghghgh, trying to find it… I found it.”

Lions and Cheetos

“Would a lion eat chips? If we opened a bag of Cheetos in Africa?”