Cat in the Dishwasher

“Get out of the dishwasher!
Do other people have to say that to their cats?”

The Stairs

“Why can’t I walk down stairs?”

More Weirdness

“I’m not the only one who’s weird, are I?”

The Invisible Man

“Can you touch an invisible person?  Wouldn’t it be weird if you ran into an invisible person ’cause you couldn’t see them?  Weird.”

It puts the lotion on its skin….

“This lotion makes me kinda sweaty.”

Cheap Food

“Sometimes $1.99 food tastes like $1.99 food.  In fact, almost always.”

I guess this means we’re not eating at Ikea tonight when we go buy a geflügen.

 

Bad Movie Night

“That’ll shut her up!”

When an annoying character got eaten in Dinocroc vs. Supergator

Soda Burp

“I burped and it went up my nose, and it really really hurt!”

Thoughts

“I was just thinking the same thing. Actually I wasn’t, but I agree with you.”

Her Nose

“The inside of my nose smells funny.”