“I tickled myself until it got itchy.”
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“What’s spectrometers, preciousss?”
“I just wanted to talk like Gollum for a second there.”
I just had to mention spectrometers….
Itch Pen
“Sometimes I get an itch that comes on so fast it’s like someone stabbed me with an itch pen. I don’t know what that means.”
Pick ‘n’ flick
“I just picked my cat’s nose.”
I hope you washed your hands afterwards…
Counting Words
“I can’t count and think words at the same time.”
Beep, beep
“Beep, beep”
What was that for?
“Just makin’ noises. I don’t know.”
You’re so weird…
An Other ‘F’ Word
Gimpy Elbow
“You should want to touch my deformities.”
Noises for Life
“That’s what you signed up for Babe, a lifetime of weird noises.”
Lucky, lucky me…
Ink pink, you stink
“I don’t like him. Look at his pink face.”
I guess if you’re going to be a lawyer on reality TV you should try to be less flushed, or put some makeup on, or something…
Bleep My Wife Says 