“I tickled myself until it got itchy.”
Tag Archives: Humor
“What’s spectrometers, preciousss?”
“I just wanted to talk like Gollum for a second there.”
I just had to mention spectrometers….
Itch Pen
“Sometimes I get an itch that comes on so fast it’s like someone stabbed me with an itch pen. I don’t know what that means.”
Pick ‘n’ flick
“I just picked my cat’s nose.”
I hope you washed your hands afterwards…
Counting Words
“I can’t count and think words at the same time.”
Beep, beep
“Beep, beep”
What was that for?
“Just makin’ noises. I don’t know.”
You’re so weird…
An Other ‘F’ Word
Gimpy Elbow
“You should want to touch my deformities.”
Noises for Life
“That’s what you signed up for Babe, a lifetime of weird noises.”
Lucky, lucky me…
No Video For You
“What do you mean it’s not available? This is frigging YouTube, show me videos!”
Yes, she talks to websites.
Bleep My Wife Says 