“I tickled myself until it got itchy.”
Tag Archives: Humor
“What’s spectrometers, preciousss?”
“I just wanted to talk like Gollum for a second there.”
I just had to mention spectrometers….
“Sometimes I get an itch that comes on so fast it’s like someone stabbed me with an itch pen. I don’t know what that means.”
Pick ‘n’ flick
“I just picked my cat’s nose.”
I hope you washed your hands afterwards…
“I can’t count and think words at the same time.”
What was that for?
“Just makin’ noises. I don’t know.”
You’re so weird…
An Other ‘F’ Word
“Are you stirring pasta with a fork??”
Yeah, I do that….
“You should want to touch my deformities.”
Noises for Life
“That’s what you signed up for Babe, a lifetime of weird noises.”
Lucky, lucky me…
No Video For You
“What do you mean it’s not available? This is frigging YouTube, show me videos!”
Yes, she talks to websites.