“Do you ever eat something off of your hand and then wonder what it was? What did I just put in my mouth?”
“I can kiss you with grapes in my mouth.”
Yeah, lucky me…
“It tasted like barn smells.”
Air Transat, you’ve been chopped….
“Who’d have thought you could hurt yourself so much just opening a banana?”
“The words ‘Thai’ and ‘Mc’ should never appear together.”
We’re talking you YOU, McDonald’s…
“I’m having trouble with my spacial abilities.”
When trying to arrange pieces of cheese on a slice of bread for optimum cheese coverage.
“Sometimes $1.99 food tastes like $1.99 food. In fact, almost always.”
I guess this means we’re not eating at Ikea tonight when we go buy a geflügen.