“Sometimes I get an itch that comes on so fast it’s like someone stabbed me with an itch pen. I don’t know what that means.”
“I just picked my cat’s nose.”
I hope you washed your hands afterwards…
“I can’t count and think words at the same time.”
What was that for?
“Just makin’ noises. I don’t know.”
You’re so weird…
“Are you stirring pasta with a fork??”
Yeah, I do that….
“You should want to touch my deformities.”
“That’s what you signed up for Babe, a lifetime of weird noises.”
Lucky, lucky me…
“I don’t like him. Look at his pink face.”
I guess if you’re going to be a lawyer on reality TV you should try to be less flushed, or put some makeup on, or something…
“What do you mean it’s not available? This is frigging YouTube, show me videos!”
Yes, she talks to websites.
“I didn’t say that. I thought it. I thought it loudly.”